
Collect · Sabotage · Regurgitate · Hairball!
The card game where more fur is actually better.
A whole game in the time it takes to find the cat... we timed one at 4 minutes, 27 seconds.
Somewhere between the yoga-pose grooming and the carpet cleaning, every cat produces something truly… magnificent. Collect your hairs, choke them down, and hope you can avoid the Cone of Shame, the groomer, and bath time. The Hairball! card is coming up fast… make it count.
Deal 5 cards. On your turn: play one card onto your own Hairball stack, play one card onto any opponent’s stack, then draw one. Positives grow your pile; negatives shrink theirs. If you can’t make two plays, discard your hand and draw 5 fresh ones — you’re never stuck.
The Hairball! card is shuffled into the bottom half of the deck during setup. When it’s drawn, the game ends immediately. Count up your hairs. Biggest number wins.
Turns are fast and the cards cycle even faster, so a whole game fits in under five minutes. Counter cards can swing a lead into a loss in an instant, and with multiple opponents every choice of who to sabotage matters. And the Hairball! card is always out there, lurking — every single draw brings the Hairball! card closer and has the potential to end the game. Every deck can handle 2 to 4 players or as many as 6 players for a quicker game. We suggest getting more decks if you want a longer play time or more players.
The deck features our hand-drawn line art — and we’re adding full color to every card right now, rolling into future print runs as it’s finished.
🎄 Order a deck by November and get 1 FREE Christmas expansion pack — one free pack per order!
Already have a deck, or want extra Christmas expansion packs? Grab them on their own for $10 each.
Decks ship November–December 2026. Shipping is calculated at checkout and paid by you.
A Spanish edition, ¡Bola de Pelo!, is complete and ready to play, and a Japanese translation is about to be worked on for a future release. There will also be several different Hairball! expansions coming soon!
Hairball! is only possible thanks to the people cheering us on. If you’d like to chip in beyond a deck, here are a couple of ways... and thank you, truly.
Pulled at random from over 20 designs, so every batch is a surprise.
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Grab your deck by November and a free Christmas expansion comes with it. Let the fur fly.